The Royal Albert Hall, Miss World and the Angry Brigade in 1970

Eric Morley, the creator of Miss World, noting down some important vital statistics.

There were two separate protests at the Royal Albert Hall on 20 November 1970. One of them, the iconic flour-bomb demonstration directed at the Miss World contest by a group of young feminists, has become part of popular social history. The second, a potentially more serious event (something similar would certainly be taken as such today), has almost been completely forgotten.

At around 2.30am, on the morning of the Miss World contest, a group of about four or five young people had gathered around one of the BBC’s outside broadcast lorries that had been parked at the side of the Royal Albert Hall. They slid a home-made bomb under one lorry and ran off quickly down Kensington Gore in the direction of Notting Hill. A small amount of TNT, wrapped in a copy of The Times, exploded a few minutes later waking up residents in a nearby block of flats, one of whom saw the youths running away.

The small explosion was mentioned in the press the following day but it didn’t compare to the huge publicity the women’s liberation demonstration garnered, not least because of the unbelievable popularity of Miss World at the time. The 1970 contest, in the UK alone, had almost 24 million viewers – the highest rated television programme that year.

It was in the middle of the contest when about fifty women and a few men started throwing flour bombs, stink bombs, ink bombs and leaflets at the stage wile yelling “we are liberationists!”, “We’re not beautiful, we’re not ugly, we’re angry” and “ban this disgraceful cattle market!”. The whole world took notice.

We're Angry, Very Angry

Protestors outside the Royal Albert Hall, 20th November 1970

The protest inside the Albert Hall

"Resignation is only abdication and flight, there is no other way out for women than to work for her liberation."

Bob Hope, who was to crown Miss World and was performing when the protest started, certainly noticed and he quickly tried to flee the stage as the missiles flew by. He was hampered by Julia Morley, the wife of the organiser Eric Morley, who grabbed hold of his ankle in a desperate attempt to stop him leaving. It only took a few minutes for the police to restore order but the women’s movement had in one fell swoop established itself as part of the seventies.

Meanwhile a clearly shocked Hope was persuaded by Morley to get back on stage where, for once, not reading from idiot boards, he said:

These things can’t go on much longer. They’re going to have to get paid off sooner or later. Someone upstairs will see to that. Anybody who wants to interrupt something as beautiful as this must be on some kind of dope.

The Sun, which the day before had stated ‘we’re in for a long, hard winter’ because the ‘lovely Miss World girls have abandoned the mini-skirt for the midi’, rejected the ‘cattle market’ comparisons wittily declaring ‘If you can’t stand the cheesecake, stay out of the market.’ The Daily Mirror, not wishing to be accused of comparing women with cattle, wrote ‘you couldn’t ask for a field of shapelier fillies than those coming under starter’s orders tonight for the grand Miss World stakes.’ The Mail described the demonstrators as ‘Yelling Harpies’ and asked what was ‘degrading about celebrating the beauty of the human body?’

The world’s most famous beauty contest had started just twenty years previously in 1951 when an ex-squadron leader called Phipps was in charge of publicity for the upcoming Festival of Britain. He rang a former RAF friend, who was now running a catering and dancehall company called Mecca, asking for ways to add some “razzamatazz” to the rather sedate festival plans. He was quickly told “My man Morley will come up with something”.

A few days later, over lunch at the Savoy, Eric Morley, who was already responsible for coming up with ‘Come Dancing’ for the BBC in 1949 and went on to popularise Bingo, suggested a ‘Miss World Festival Bikini Girl contest’. It went ahead and become a huge hit – a Swedish woman called Kiki Hakansson won the first prize of £1000.

When Miss Universe was launched in America the following year Morley successfully persuaded Mecca to make Miss World an annual event. The only change being that bikinis were to be banned, a strange decision by Morley, as a year previously he had said “Even a girl with big hips can be made to look good in a bikini.” He was later to describe the kind of girls he was looking for:

Girls between 17 and 25, ideally five foot seven, eight or nine stone, waist 22-24″, hips 35-36″, no more no less, a lovely face, good teeth, plenty of hair, and perfectly shaped legs from front and back – carefully checked for such defects as slightly knocked knees.

The first Miss World at the Empire Rooms on Tottenham Court Road, 1951

Eric Morley helping with a jammed zipper in 1955

Eric Morley checking no contestants had big hips in 1955

Twenty years later in 1970 the Miss World bomb, as far as the perpetrators were concerned, had been a success although it was overshadowed by the feminist ‘cattle market’ protests. However it was just the latest incident in an anti-establishment bombing and shooting campaign in the UK by an as yet-un-named loose group of anarchists. They had been in existence, in one form or another, since 3 March 1968 when two bombs exploded at the Spanish Embassy in Belgrave Square and the American Officers Club in Lancaster Gate. However the bombing campaign reached another level when a bomb that was left outside the house of the Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, Sir John Waldron on 30 August 1970. He was sent a letter signed by Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid:

The letter sent to the Police Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, Sir John Waldron

Just ten days later another bomb exploded at the London home of the Attorney General, Sir Peter Rawlinson in Chelsea. Another ‘communique’ was released obviously from the same source as the commissioner’s bomb but this time signed by The Wild Bunch. The young anarchists that were responsible for the bombings were utterly confused with the lack of publicity so far. They assumed, almost certainly correctly, that there was a conspiracy of silence on behalf of the establishment in case urban guerilla activity became fashionable.

On 4 December 1970, just two weeks after the Miss World bomb, a car drove around Belgrave Square and machine-gunned the Spanish Embassy. The young student militants again found there was nothing in the papers after the attack and still suspecting an establishment conspiracy they decided to issue more Communiques to the underground press and for the first time they were signed ‘The Angry Brigade’.

The International Times December 1970, does anyone know what the 'Dramatic Half-Face' graphic means?

The name was thought up after a drunken Christmas party and may have came from the ‘We Are Angry’ placards at the Miss World protest. Although Stuart Christie, an anarchist and connected with The Angry Brigade, later wrote that they had toyed with the name ‘The Red Rankers’ in deference to the speech defect of the former Home Secretary ‘Woy’ Jenkins.

Members of the Angry Brigade 1970

So far the relatively unreported bombing campaign had utterly mystified the police. They were completely confused as to who the perpetrators were but they successfully managed to keep the bombs and the shootings relatively under-reported (the Miss World bomb was an exception). The situation immediately changed when on January 12 1971 a bomb exploded at the home of the Right Honourable Robert Carr, Secretary of State for Employment (and chief advocate of the hated (by many) anti-union Industrial Relations Bill). The Angry Brigade released another of their communiques stamped with the distinctive children’s John Bull printing set, and, with this particular incident too serious to be brushed under the establishment’s carpet, the Angry Brigade suddenly found that they had reached the nation’s consciousness.

The aftermath of the Angry Brigade's bomb that exploded at the home of Employment Minister Robert Carr on 12th January 1971

The Python-esque name chosen by the disparate group of anarchists was grabbed gleefully by the popular press, America had the Weather Men, Italy the Red Brigades, Japan the Red Army Fraction, Germany the Baader-Meinhof gang but in the UK they had the Angry Brigade. The newly monikered urban terrorists managed six more bombs including an explosion on May 1 1971 inside the fashionable swinging London boutique Biba in Kensington Street which the ‘Angries’ saw as exploiting sweatshop labour. They quickly released Communique 8:

`If you’re not busy being born you’re busy buying’.
All the sales girls in the flash boutiques are made to dress the same and have the same make-up, representing the 1940′s. In fashion as in everything else, capitalism can only go backwards — they’ve nowhere to go — they’re dead.
The future is ours.
Life is so boring there is nothing to do except spend all our wages on the latest skirt or shirt.
Brothers and Sisters, what are your real desires?
Sit in the drugstore, look distant, empty, bored, drinking some tasteless coffee? Or perhaps BLOW IT UP OR BURN IT DOWN. The only thing you can do with modern slave-houses — called boutiques — IS WRECK THEM. You can’t reform profit capitalism and inhumanity. Just kick it till it breaks.
Revolution.
Communique 8 The Angry Brigade

Miss Selfridge girls dressed and made up the same and no doubt contemplating that capitalism can only go backwards.

A few months after the Biba bombing the police raided a house at one end of Amhurst Road in Stoke Newington where they found various explosives, ammunition and guns but most damning of all a John Bull printing kit with the words ‘Angry Brigade’ , rather incriminatingly, still set out. The police soon arrested eight supposed members of the Brigade and they quickly became known, rather imaginatively by the press, as the ‘Stoke Newington Eight’.

The Bomb Squad, Commander Robert Huntley, Commander Ernest Bond, Detective Inspector George Mould and Detective Constable Ron Smith

The Angry Brigade’s campaign came to a definite end after the longest criminal trial in English history (it lasted from May 30 to December 6 1972) – they were accused of carrying out 25 attacks on government buildings, embassies, corporations and the homes of Ministers between 1967 and 1971. At the end of the trial a majority verdict of guilty for conspiracy ‘with persons unknown’ meant that four of the defendants, John Barker, Jim Greenfield, Hilary Creek and Anna Mendleson each received prison sentences of ten years despite the jury’s request for clemency. It was difficult for the jury to deliver anything but guilty verdicts after the judge Mr Justice James explained that active participation was irrelevant; mere knowledge, even “by a wink or a nod”, was sufficient proof of guilt. He went on to describe the Angry Brigade politics as ‘a warped understanding of sociology’.

Hilary Creek in 1971

Anna Mendolson

Other defendants, however, were found not guilty including Stuart Christie, who had formerly been imprisoned in Spain for carrying explosives with the intent to assassinate the dictator Franco, and Angela Mason, who went on to become the director of Stonewall and the Government’s Women and Equality Unit and who was awarded an OBE in 1999.

Time Out magazine in 1972. A lot of people were, well angry, after the guilty verdicts at the Angry Brigade trial

All the contestants of the 1970 Miss World pageant

Receiving a $1200 tiara and $6000 in cash for her troubles, it was the 22 year old Miss Grenada, Jennifer Hosten, who eventually became Miss World and the first black winner of the contest in 1970. In fact it another black contestant – Miss Africa South, a Pearl Gladys Jensen – came second.

Miss Africa South isn’t a typo by the way, that year Eric Morley, hoping to placate the growing disquiet about apartheid South Africa, decided he would admit to the contest a black and a white contestant from the country. Jillian Elizabeth Jessup, the white South African, and who was allowed the sash with the real name of her country, came fifth.

Miss Africa South and Miss South Africa 1970

Jennifer Hosten

I was wrong when I said there was two separate protests at the Royal Albert Hall forty years ago. There was also a third, but this time it wasn’t about the exploitation of women but a collective disapproval of the result. After the Miss World contest had come to an end many of the audience gathered outside the Royal Albert Hall to protest and started chanting ‘Swe-den, Swe-den’. The BBC also received numerous protests with accusations that the contest had been rigged.

Four of the judges, it later came to light, had given first place to the Swedish entrant, a twenty year old model called Maj Christel Johansson, although, rather oddly, she came only fourth overall. However Miss Grenada, the eventual victor, only got two first place votes from the judges. Was it more than a coincidence that one of the judges, a Sir Eric Gairy, was the premier of Grenada? Had he influenced the other judges who incidentally included Joan Collins and Glen Campbell?

The judges of Miss World 1970 including Sir Eric Gairy.

I wonder if Maj ever got to meet Agatha Christie? I suspect not.

Miss Sweden, who was the favourite to win before the contest, probably didn’t help her cause when two days earlier she had denounced the Miss World event saying that she would have walked out if she wasn’t under contract to the organisers:

I don’t even want to win. I was warned the contest was like a cattle market and I’m inclined to agree. I feel just like a puppet.

Jennifer Hosten was far better at toeing the Miss World party line:

I do not really know enough about what they were demonstrating against, all I know is that it has been a wonderful experience competing for the Miss World title.

Julia Morley in the early seventies

Four days after the contest, Julia Morley, although insisting that no vote-rigging had occurred, resigned from her post as organising director of Miss World after intense pressure from the British press. Luckily her husband ran the Miss World organisation and, after the fuss had died down, she was reinstated a few days later.

If all this anarchist and feminist politics is a bit much. Here’s Lionel Blair and his dancers opening the Miss World show at the Royal Albert Hall 20th November 1970, without a protest in sight; although almost certainly there should have been.

Finally, in case you want to know, Jennifer Hosten’s vital statistics were 36-24-38, which meant that her hips were two inches larger than Eric Morley’s ideal Miss World shape. He probably wished she was wearing a bikini.

Because they have been largely forgotten this Angry Brigade chronology is absolutely extraordinary.

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26 Responses to “The Royal Albert Hall, Miss World and the Angry Brigade in 1970”

  1. The Nag says:

    I’d never heard about the Angry Brigade. This made very interesting reading. Good work.

  2. sam says:

    Great post, but is it not the case that the Angry Brigade named themselves such as an allusion to the Parisian students involved in the events of May ’68 who named themselves Les Enragés as an allusion to the Enragées of the French Revolution of 1789?

    I seem to remember reading this in Gordon Carr’s (recently republished) book on the AB, which notes how well connected they were with radicals from the Continent.

  3. nickelinthemachine says:

    I know Gordon Carr wrote that, but in the foreword of the very same book, Stuart Christie maintains that the name was an ironic reference to the “Brolly Brigade” – a group of angry commuters who were attacking members of the striking rail workers with their umbrellas. So who knows?

  4. John says:

    Another brilliant post.

    Visitors please all read “Granny made me an Anarchist: General Franco, The Angry Brigade and Me” by Stuart Christie. Scribner UK. ISBN 0-7432-6356-1.

  5. Gary says:

    “Just kick it till it breaks.”
    Brilliant.

  6. Tim Turner says:

    Another fascinating post. I particularly love the idea of Julia Morley grabbing Bob Hope’s ankle to stop him fleeing the stage. It’s like something out of a Whitehall farce!

  7. gerald says:

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  8. zyzzyz says:

    What an excellent summing up of the history of this event. It is a far cry from the Miss Nude Australia contests.

  9. Mike says:

    The Angry Brigade = stupid hippies

  10. LondonLee says:

    I well remember what a big event Miss World was, up there with Morecambe & Wise at Xmas. I used to be quite good at picking the winners. They still have beauty contests on the telly in America which amazes me.

    Have you read Francis Wheen’s book ‘Strange Days Indeed’ about the 1970s? He has a nice bit in about the Angry Brigades use of a John Bull printing set being so quaintly English of them.

  11. Donna Lethal says:

    Great article. I had no idea about this! Our beauty contest scandals are just idiots with breast implants who can’t read maps babbling about gay marriage.

  12. Mick Farren says:

    My good friend, the late Edward Barker, actually laid out the page from International Times, and I watched while he did it. The “Dramatic Half Face” graphic was his own surreal addition. Edward was like that.

  13. Wolstan Dixie says:

    The problem with the Angry Brigade was that it was not at all clear what they actually WANTED.

  14. Redhillchilipepper says:

    I remember seeing a cartoon (it may have been in Private Eye) from the early eighties of dinner party of a group of middle-aged people, the men balding and wearing cardigans, the women wearing twin-sets. The caption was something like ‘I do so enjoy these Angry Brigade re-unions’. Seeing how some of them went on the become establishment fixtures, that wasn’t too far out.

  15. I agree with wolstan dixie that the angry brigade had absolutely no idea what they wanted. If you can’t communicate what you want clearly you don’t deserve to be heard. I think the angry brigade was angry idiots.

  16. Derwent says:

    Fascinating article. Gosh how formal and ‘stiff’ (excuse the pun) tv was back then. I remember watching Miss World with my Dad (and the Black and white Minstrels with my Mum) back then. As for LondonLee’s comment about still showing beauty contests in the U.S. It’s no so surprising when you think they still have the death penalty in many parts of the country – and ‘all you can eat’ competitions. Give them a few years to catch up…

  17. Conrad says:

    It is such a shame that there has not been any updates for such a long time – I delve here every week or so in anticipation, but nothing. I will still be here, as will many others, waiting patiently.

  18. Grant says:

    Hi Great stuff, thanks for putting this all together.
    I’m equally fascinated by the “Dramatic Half-Face” illustration in IT. Have you received any responses on this? I found this similar device used in a 1991 magazine about testing beauty products. . . http://bit.ly/d2qZka . . .But I’m really interested in how the AB was using it under situationist critique.

  19. Hi, For those of you who are interested in the period you can read a bit more about the people, politics and mood of the years 1967 — 1975 in ‘Edward Heath Made Me Angry’ …

    http://issuu.com/skateraw/docs/edheathvol3/10

  20. Jim Pennington says:

    ref the ‘dramatic half-face’… Ed Barker was certainly a random interventionist and if you asked one of his Largactylites they’d say “Dat lookz like der bullet hole pock-markz, Dutch”

  21. Mark says:

    I really enjoyed this nostalgic mind-trip back to more pleasant era until you just had to go & spoil it with that quite unwarranted & unplesant attack on Lionel Blair & that nice collection of well-dressed young men with him ( and why STILL no knighthood forthcoming one wonders…oh well perhaps this year ). One really sees far too few orange polyester dress shirts with frilled cuff detail these days.

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  23. chip butty says:

    I knew Jim Greenfield of the Angry Brigade in the ’80s after he left prison. He was a working class fella from Warrington who had managed to get to Oxford University, but left when he got into politics. I knew him cos his partner was a girl I knew. Have to say, as far as I knew him, he was a pretty unpleasant bloke.

    He hadn’t learned much from the failure of the Angry Brigade either. In the mid-80s he & his partner moved to Greece and were doing a lot of cocaine. He hatched some hare-brained plot involving the IRA, Lebanese dope dealers and dissident Israeli Mossad agents, it was a sort of guns for dope idea. Needless to say, as with the Angry Brigade, it all came to nothing and he was nicked again.

    As he had failed with a plot involving some rather dangerous organisations and considering his previous record he was looking at a very long spell inside, so he turned informer. He got sentenced to six years in 1987 and he spent it all in isolation so none of the groups could get at him. After he left prison he got back with his partner, the girl I knew, and they now live a quiet life under an assumed name in an English provincial town.

  24. Muhlmann says:

    Was there actually any bombings in London in 1968? and if what I heard was true about Stuart Christie planting a bomb at the Spanish embassy in 1968, how come thjis is not listed in any of the other sites?

  25. [...] Another Nickel in the Machine has a fine account of the 1970 protest with lots of video. [...]

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